Some of you may be aware that my sweetheart hails from Mississippi. Over the years, we’ve compiled some tips to help ease the way of people from the Southern States when travelling to the North of England. It seems only right to pass a few of them on.
A Few Warnings
- Gravy will be brown and we don’t put it on our biscuits.
- You want sweet tea? It’s not good for you, you know! Drink some before you set out.
- We strictly ration ice cubes and condiments in public places. Expect the former to be offered one cube at a time and the latter to be presented in tiny sachets. You may like to buy a bottle of ketchup as soon as you arrive and keep it with you at all times.
- British people only eat corn three ways: sweet corn, cornflakes and popcorn. Don’t expect grits, your type of biscuits or cornbread.
- If you want to alarm the wait staff, assure them you only ate yours to be polite.